Jews Are Not the Enemy, House of Saud

Send the House of Saud a WakeUp! Call Now!

By Jawad Ali

Dear Saudi Royal Family,
And the Guardians of the Two Holy Places (Chevron and Raytheon). The BBC is claiming that you are not giving tourist visas to Jews.

Shame on you. We need to talk.

"Saudi Arabia is barring visits by Jews after launching a new visa scheme to try to attract more tourists," the story says. They explain:

A page on the Supreme Commission for Tourism website originally said visas would not be issued to Israeli passport holders or those with a passport containing an Israeli stamp; "those who don't abide by the Saudi traditions concerning appearance and behaviours"; "those under the influence of alcohol"; or "Jewish people".

The page was later amended, removing details of the restrictions.

We know what you are thinking. The evil House of Beeb made the whole thing up. Queen Elizabeth herself announced this in a groveling apology, that was briefly posted on the official website of the Israeli Defense Forces. The apology has been removed mysteriously since then, and no trace of it remains. This is very clever thinking on your part, but we are not buying it. Sure, it is a little curious that a BBC story about something on the web offers no links or URLs. This does not get you off the hook.

We strongly condemn your half-hearted attempt to deny tourist visas to Jews. Jews make good tourists and give nice hugs. Religiously and culturally they are your cousins and loved ones.

Here is a Muslim WakeUp! list of demands:

1. Adopt section 5 of the yet-to-be-written MWU! constitution that says:

The Jewish people the world over are invited to visit any and all parts of the Islamic world, without the pressure of having to buy cheap plastic souvenirs. They are also invited to set up home, shop, deli and synagogue in all Islamic lands, including Palestine and “Saudi” Arabia. This is part of larger effort to end all forms of discrimination and barriers.

2. If Jews are not the enemy, then who is the enemy of your people and resources? We will help you get started with your list.

• Globalization
  
• Greed
  
• Police states
  
• The American-Israeli military industrial complex
  
• The giant oil companies
  
• Mickey Mouse
  
• Bush dynasty
  
• Imperialism
  
• Zionism
  

3. Please tell us, in your own words, the role that the House of Saud has played in bringing each of these “gifts” (listed above) to the Arab and Muslim people.

4. Issue tourist visas to Jews

5. Hug them when they land at the grand airport.

Thank you for your cooperation in this very serious matter.

Send the House of Saud a WakeUp! Call Now!